Sunday, December 20, 2009

funny, crazy, incredible and memorable things ppl told me!

1. Aunt - Me
Aunt : hey bhuvan, am your aunt after all. You dont have to hide things from me. Wel I heard a rumour that you got married to your girlfriend in the middle of your sailing time. i was told by my close relatives that you hired a cab and got married at tirupati when you came to Indian Coast. You can tell me the truth, I will always support you.
Me: (till date i have no clue who are her close relative than me and seriously, if i come near indian coast, first thing I wanna do is to eat Indian food)

2. Friend - Me
Frnd: Hey Bhuvan avoid talkin to this chick. You are breakin her heart and also your girlfriend feels offended.
Fact: (I never listened and rest is history :-) )

3.XGf - Me -Uncle
Gf: Hey dear, I think my dad will approve our relationship but you got to be patient. Well he's working for the CBI and there's nothing to worry about. Its my responsibility to get his APPROVAL.
Uncle: Dude run for your life, i dont wanna report your sudden missing from bangalore and i dont wanna come looking for you in Tihar jail.
(Me: Thanks Uncle that was very reassuring)

4.Frnd - Me
Frnd: Dude i will break your bones if you Ditch this chick. She's so nice.
(Me : i wonder how many times i survived such a peril)

5.Frnd - ME
Frnd: Yo guys(me and one of my x) are perfect will last for a life time.

6.Frnd to XGF
Frnd: hey there i'll assure you that Bhuvan will not leave you and he's all yours. well give him some time. He'll pack up his Non- sense and be a good guy.
(Me: broke up with her after 5 days, thanks bro for your support)

7. Frnd - Me
Frnd: Dude imagine you breaking up with this chick and going for another one.
Me: No way man she's perfect.(My frnds wish came true in less than few decent months.

8.Frnd - Me
Frnd: Dude, there are lot of fishes in the pond.
(I wonder why the same person disagrees with me now)

9. Frnd- Me
Frnd: Why the hell, you wanna propose to this chick? Is she the only female on earth?
(Lucky for you frnd, you are a chick!)

10. Frnd - Me
Frnd: It happens!

11. Capt - Me
Capt: Charlie, there are two ways, One is the right way and the other one is the wrong way but i will teach you my way!

12.Capt - Me
Capt: Mr Bhuvan there are times, we skip the checklists but we do the safe job analysis in our head but you should never take short cut.

13 Frnd - Me
Frnd- I hate Bengali chicks( she had a Bengali guy at that same time, not cul frnd!)

14 Teacher - Me
Teacher: Bhuvan i heard you have " LEBANESE" relationship!

15 Frnd - Me
Frnd: Dude stop bragging about your salary, i dont wanna know about it from others!

16.frnd - Me
Frnd : Dude its a crime to flunk in this exam and i was little unfortunate i flunked last time along with 60% of the candidates. Dont worry man you will clear it easily!

17.Frnd - Me
Frnd: Thanks Bhuvan this gift is so amazing am gonna treasure this forever.
(after two months, no conctact from this female)

18. Aunt - Me
Aunt : Bhuvan, am not very good at astrology but after reading your palm i feel that you will visit many foreign countries, you'll be taking flights often.
(After 6 yrs - wow aunt you are awesome at palm reading! jus dont say somethin unpleasant)

Monday, July 7, 2008

Fear

Evey man fears in his life. The brave men r those who wear the mask to hide the fear frm others. I wish i had some option to wear somethin of that sort n pretend nuthin has happened.
Its hard to be hypothetical always, we draw conclusions based on real facts of life, we change according to the situation incase if we dont wanna change then we change the situation. Nevertheless change is inevitable.
Is fear a good quality to posses or is it just a sign of mere weakness? I suppose it works out both ways, ultimately its ur option to choose the way u wanna look at it.
Most of the things can be attributed to fear, we become so succesful in life or such a failures in life cuz of doin rite things at rite time or jus the opposite in respective cases.
Is it that difficult to use certain qualities which are termed as negative qualities to come up in life? Wel, i kinda feel its ur perspective to handle things and watever the outcome is,we got to have courage to stand upto it n face it.
I FEAR FOR MANY THINGS IN THE WORLD N THATS CUZ I VALUE THEM ALL. M ANSWERABLE TO NO ONE BUT TO MYSELF. WEN UR LOVED ONES R UR CLOSE FRNDS QUESTION U SOMETHIN WHICH U DONT HAVE A READY MADE ANSWER THEN U FEAR ABT UR REPUTATION IN THEM! AT THE END OF THE DAY ITS ABT U N U NEED TO HAVE A STRONG CALIBRE TO FACE ANYTHING AS A CONSEQUENCE OF UR ACT.

Sunday, July 6, 2008

Waiting for...............................

Its so funny to know we are so reckless in the world and we constantly need a support at all times. Its very difficult to stay alone for few minutes, question is not that we cannot exist alone its about the reason why cant we put up with ourselves. Everything we do carries a meaning in life, when we fail to find the reason then we become hopeless and we just give up finding reason for our action!
Am sitting at home doing nuthin but watchin movies n playin games! This kinda life sucks big time cuz its so aimless n fetches you nuthin. I know half the ppl in this world are looking for such kinda life but life is not al abt wastin time at home, m waiting for so many things in life. First things is jus the date of joinin the ship. Over the past few weeks its been so difficult to keep waiting for the mail containing the details of joining the ship but am so tired to hear its been postpond for another 2 weeks. Y am i having difficulty stayin alone and jus enjoyin the loneliness. I always imagined a life where i get to wake up at watever time i want to without the aid of the alarm clock or my phone anf grab my luch at odd hours and absolutely doin nuthin in life. all these thoughts were manifested cuz of different life stlye for 3 yrs in college which barely gave freedom to enjoy like normal human beings. But it honestly sucks to be in this kinda life where laziness is the king and u r the king of kings. Neway i have learnt my lessons and m jus regretting to have wished for such a nonsenical life. I really wanna set things rite n i can do that only if i go for sailing. Till then..................................................

i got loads of games to play n lots of movies to watch n ofcourse tons n tons of bitchin left to do.

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

mundane life

I m in this reputed institute doin my marine technology wel everyday after class i play football then surf after dinner, then sms loved ones talk to them for hours if possible then go to sleep.
wel i hope i can break the cliche,

today it rained like crazy we ll played football under the rain, wel its such an amazin feelin for the first time in my life m playin under such good weather. bein in chennai has thought me a lot to appreciate my home town-bangalore, this sultry weather always wears me down but today was very different, rain always brings out strong emotions from u, be it happiness or sadness u always wonder about the connection with u n the nature but this is true needless for realisation.

wel always i shall try n make my life lil different than complainin abt it